Too far? (opening the knapsack)

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And when he was done, all that lay before him
Were ten thou' assorted violated avians
Strewn 'all dumpsy' across the pond vista
Peafowls, loons, geese, quail, sandpipers
And a straggly puffin
Each with their ducky bum-holes apparent
Suddenly a lone plover raises his beak and sounds off
A bloody alarm quack
Heard for miles around as a call to arms for his grubby brethren
Realising he'd probably gone too far in his brutal regime of birding
He dons his feather head-garment
And prepares his goose hand for the onslaught of battle
Anas will feel my wrath


from The Mallard Apocalypse, released April 28, 2014



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Apocalypse Mallard are that much more than a band.
They are an idea, nay a manifestation of subconscious desire and raw musical talent laid bare.
Smashing aside the petty divsions of genre and style, attaining a level of cohesian and solid dependability seldom seen outside of the close-knit world of otter dressage.
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