Stealing from the pond (after dark)

from by Apocalypse Mallard

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I will cut off your kneecaps and force them down your throat
Then sew your lips together and feed you to a goat
You really annoyed me today
I heard you touched up my dog and my feline creature!
Stab you in the face with a pigeon
Stealing from the pond after dark
I held the duck in my hand and said
"I am wildlife"
Ramalcheese, rip his bill off!
Stealing from the pond at night is tricky
Especially when you haven't got a torch
"I have gathered together my favorite feathers
And arranged them in a way about my head
That creates a head garment
A hat!"
Stealing from the pond after dark


from The Mallard Apocalypse, released April 28, 2014



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Apocalypse Mallard Canterbury, UK

Apocalypse Mallard are that much more than a band.
They are an idea, nay a manifestation of subconscious desire and raw musical talent laid bare.
Smashing aside the petty divsions of genre and style, attaining a level of cohesian and solid dependability seldom seen outside of the close-knit world of otter dressage.
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