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Serious Birders

from The Mallard Apocalypse by Apocalypse Mallard

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Birds birds birds, serious
Serious birders
Birdfeed is good for luring birds
Observation is critical
Taxidermy grandad, taxidermy grandad, taxidermy grandad
Unibreast keep away from my nest
Twitch, twitch serious
Twitch, twitch, twitch grubby little feathers
Don't cut my wings
Admire my plumage
I like the feel of grubby feathers in my cuts
Let me let me sniff the pigeons poo hole
"It's time ta break out somma that fuckin' goose-hand"
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack
To defecate in the face of bird flu
Is my birthright
Telescopic technology
Revealing grubby, oily feathers
Aiding my fantasies
I cut myself in bushes watching
Birds, serious, serious birders

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from The Mallard Apocalypse, released April 28, 2014

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Apocalypse Mallard Canterbury, UK

Apocalypse Mallard are that much more than a band.
They are an idea, nay a manifestation of subconscious desire and raw musical talent laid bare.
Smashing aside the petty divsions of genre and style, attaining a level of cohesian and solid dependability seldom seen outside of the close-knit world of otter dressage. ... more

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